Breaking News, Avery done for season

As is being reported by several sources, Rangers superpest, Sean Avery, has been taken to the hospital after suffering a lacerated spleen sometime Tuesday night in Game 3 against the Penguins. It was announced he will be done for the remainder of the season which means until Thursday, unless you believe Jaromir Jagr and his rididulous playoff facial hair are saying about the possibility of making history vs. the Pens, "I have a very funny feeling about this series. It's not over. It's just my feeling. I don't know how many believe me, but we'll see."

What’s really surprising is that reporters waited until Wednesday to break this story when Avery had been away from the team since Game 1 this past Friday night… What? Too soon?