Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Please have mercy on us

Dear Mr. Sather,
Being in the media giant that is New York for the past several years you must have made some connections with very high powered individuals. Through these connections I’m sure you’ve met your share of television executives. Now many of the network television stations run reality programs such as “Dancing With the Stars” and “America’s Got Talent.” Now I implore you to use these connections to save your team from another year of playoff follies. “How” you ask? The answer is simple. Allow Ryan “Hollywood” Hollweg to leave the team in order to join one of these shows. He’s proven on MSG that he can dance better than Jason Taylor, so please allow Ryan to fulfill his dream of being a Hollywood starlet and fulfill his destiny. Thank you.

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